Stinky Sonnet
December 18th 2006 22:38
This is another transplant from my daily sonnet blog - from over 2 months ago. The original post has been deleted to avoid duplicate content issues.
Thy smell is more foul than the baseball
Caught by Steve Bartman in Two Thousand Three
Tag body spray can’t fix the stench of thee
Thy presence, mayhaps, could empty a mall
You smell less nice than Verne Troyer is tall
Thy odor caused hippies to flee a tree
Thy rankness could even repel a flea
Thy aroma is not pleasant at all
Thy hygiene is poorer than Shaq’s free throws
Steven Colbert likes bears like you love baths
If a forest road split into two paths
I’d pick one that keeps you far from my nose
I think the American head of state
Wants you abroad to help interrogate
Thy smell is more foul than the baseball
Caught by Steve Bartman in Two Thousand Three
Tag body spray can’t fix the stench of thee
You smell less nice than Verne Troyer is tall
Thy odor caused hippies to flee a tree
Thy rankness could even repel a flea
Thy aroma is not pleasant at all
Thy hygiene is poorer than Shaq’s free throws
Steven Colbert likes bears like you love baths
If a forest road split into two paths
I’d pick one that keeps you far from my nose
I think the American head of state
Wants you abroad to help interrogate
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