Scary Sonnet
January 13th 2007 22:44
I hereby waive responsibility for any and all panic-related complications suffered as a result of reading this sonnet, regardless of whether you have children named Jason or not. I tried to make a link here before to Bryn's Horror Movie Villains post at www.horrorphile.net, but I accidentally made this window close and had to rewrite the sonnet from memory. I'm not doing that again.
Michael Myers is nearby looking cruel
Mike might make Austin Powers number four
Jason Vorhees just broke down the front door
Jason your kid might be failing in school
Hannibal saw you and you saw him drool
What is in your sandwich? You can't be sure
Leatherhead's close and bound to cause gore
Someone's drunk and wielding a power tool
Freddy's dead but he's not trapped underground
Fred Durst could start a new popular band
A maniac cat-man bared his clawed hand
You're off to Brazil from Maine on Greyhound
Tell your brother that it is time to pack
Salvation Army's been sent to Iraq
Michael Myers is nearby looking cruel
Mike might make Austin Powers number four
Jason Vorhees just broke down the front door
Jason your kid might be failing in school
Hannibal saw you and you saw him drool
Leatherhead's close and bound to cause gore
Someone's drunk and wielding a power tool
Freddy's dead but he's not trapped underground
Fred Durst could start a new popular band
A maniac cat-man bared his clawed hand
You're off to Brazil from Maine on Greyhound
Tell your brother that it is time to pack
Salvation Army's been sent to Iraq
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