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Lots of Sonnets - December 2006

Santa Sonnet

December 24th 2006 21:15



You do not adhere to to temporal rules
The same goes for gravitational laws
Your beard has the same hue as cotton gauze
Auditions for AI feature less tools
Than the North Pole workshop where you make rules
And the elves make toys - sometimes using saws

You know all about every child's flaws
And if they're trying enough in their schools

Your big bag of toys is quite TARDIS-like
Your sense of balance is without compare
Odds of reindeer renal relief mid-air
Are nil and the same goes for an elf strike

But Santa, if you are really so great
Why can't you lose just a few pounds of weight?
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Comment by Adele

December 26th 2006 04:49


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I was hoping for a Christmas sonnet and here one is!

Comment by Stanley

December 26th 2006 05:25
hahaha would like to see santa on atkins or the south beach diet! that would be pretty funny.

once again a gem of a post.

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