How I Became A Millionaire
October 16th 2006 05:17
The following is true...except for some possible slight alterations for the sake of fitting the format and possibly because of my imperfect memory.
Gambled with a gift given by the site
I lost what they gave me three or four times
Treated each grand like it was less than dimes
Finally my fate began to look bright
Reaped the rewards of playing fairly tight
Trashing cards that were for the dogs like Iams
I caused my foes to be speechless like mimes
When they fell victim to my poker might
I would have had just fifty grand to spare
If I had lost in a tourney last week
But I went on an awesome winning streak
And now I seem to be a millionaire
But I’m not ready to buy a boat yet
It’s play chips on full tilt poker dot net
Poker is on ESPN and therefore I've categorized it as a sport.
Gambled with a gift given by the site
I lost what they gave me three or four times
Treated each grand like it was less than dimes
Finally my fate began to look bright
Reaped the rewards of playing fairly tight
Trashing cards that were for the dogs like Iams
I caused my foes to be speechless like mimes
When they fell victim to my poker might
I would have had just fifty grand to spare
If I had lost in a tourney last week
And now I seem to be a millionaire
But I’m not ready to buy a boat yet
It’s play chips on full tilt poker dot net
Poker is on ESPN and therefore I've categorized it as a sport.
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Comment by Ahmed
Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
I don't agree though, sports needs actual physical activity that strains the body.
Comment by The Daily Sonnet
The Daily Sonnet
Lots of Sonnets
Comment by Ahmed
Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
It's really a board game...
Comment by Aaron
Aaron.