Sonnet To The Drain In The Bathtub In My House
December 30th 2006 22:59
I shall compare you to a four lane road
As lots of commuters drive to their jobs
Or a nose as numerous mucus gobs
Make you feel like your head's gonna explode
Your problem tends to make people P.O.'ed
And could tempt some to remain unwashed slobs
You trap enough water for apple bobs
At least it's just you and not the commode
Oh, why must you inconvenience me so?
You weren't fixed by the use of a snake
Can a pro plumber make you unbreak?
Alas, you don't speak, so how can I know?
At least it beats showers of old
When temperatures ranged from frigid to cold
As lots of commuters drive to their jobs
Or a nose as numerous mucus gobs
Make you feel like your head's gonna explode
Your problem tends to make people P.O.'ed
And could tempt some to remain unwashed slobs
You trap enough water for apple bobs
At least it's just you and not the commode
Oh, why must you inconvenience me so?
You weren't fixed by the use of a snake
Can a pro plumber make you unbreak?
Alas, you don't speak, so how can I know?
At least it beats showers of old
When temperatures ranged from frigid to cold
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